Season 5

Stewie Loves Lois

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn’t take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

                                                               

 

 Mother Tucker

Peter’s mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom’s new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.

                                                               

 

 Hell Comes to Quahog

Meg is forced to work at the new Superstore after Peter spends her car funds on a tank. The newly built Superstore causes the economy to suffer causing Brian and Stewie to take matters into their own hands.

                                                              

 

 

Saving Private Brian

Brian and Stewie become enlisted in boot camp. The two make it through training and end up in Iraq, where they try to get an honorable discharge. Meanwhile, Chris joins a Goth rock band. 

                                                           

 

Whistle While Your Wife Works

When Peter gets injured with fireworks, Lois goes in to the brewery and helps him catch-up with his work. Meanwhile, Brian is dating an attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian, and Stewie tries to convince him to break up.                                               

                                                          

Prick Up Your Ears

Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed at the high school . Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, while Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy. 

                                                          

 

Chick Cancer

Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks. 

                                                       

 

Barely Legal

Brian goes to the school dance with Meg after she can’t find a date, eventually leading Meg to be absolutely obsessed with Brian. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force. 

                                                     

 

Road to Rupert

Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a road trip to Aspen, CO. Meanwhile, Peter loses his driving license, forcing Meg to drive him around. 

                                                   

 

Peter’s Two Dads

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him.

                                                 

 

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense by beating the kid up. Peter then realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. 

                                               

 

Airport ’07

Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can’t find another job, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner. 

                                            

 

 Bill and Peter’s Bogus Journey

After Peter helps out Bill Clinton they become fast friends. They spend a lot of time together and Lois believes Bill is a bad influence, but when she confronts him they end up having sex. Peter is devastated and tries to get back at Lois. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian. 

                                         

No Meals On Wheels

The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don’t really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped.

                                        

 

Boys Do Cry

The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he’s possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush’s house. 

                                       

No Chris Left Behind

After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn’t exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

                                       

 

 

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn’t the front-runner until she “dumbs down” her political views. Once in office, she’s corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes. Meanwhile, Peter’s enjoying being the “first lady” and all of the perks that go along with it. 

                                     

 

Meet The Quagmires

Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire’s charming characteristics.

                                                                                 

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