season 2

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Lois’ Aunt dies and leaves her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves in to the new mansion in Newport only to lose their fortune after Peter makes an extravagant purchase at a charity auction.

                                                           

 

Holy Crap

Peter’s very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

                                                            

                                                                 

 

DaBoom

Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end becase of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year’s Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the Griffins set off to a Twinkie factory in Natick.

                                                            

 

 

Brian in Love

Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating all the pee stains around the house, so she decides to potty-train him. When an incident in the supermarket reveals that Brian is the one responsible, he goes to see a therapist. Brian finds out that his love of Lois is causing his accidents, so he decides to confront her.

                                                           

 

Love Thy Trophy

When Spooner Street ends up winning the float contest in the Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out over custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, to raise big money for a new Prada handbag, Meg gets a job at a pancake house, where she pretends that Stewie is her illegitimate crack addicted baby.

                                                          

 

Death Is a Bitch

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is vistited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

                                                         

 

The King is Dead

   Lois is named director of the local theatre group, and decides to produce The King and I. She names Peter producer in the hopes of keeping him out of the way, but he gradually takes over.                                         

                                                        

 

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Forced to go on a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

                                                       

 

If I’m Dyin’ I’m Lyin’

To get a favorite show back on the air, Peter convinces the “Make-A-Dream Come True” Foundation that Chris is dying, and that his wish is for the show to go back on the air. The scam leads to Peter “Magically healing Chris” and people thinking that he is God.

                                                       

 

Running Mates

When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign against Lois, including a bunch of lies and even sexy pictures of her. Peter’s mudslinging works and he is elected.

                                                    

 

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives Peter a painting that he painted in order to cheer Peter up, but Peter ends up selling it to a New York art gallery for $5,000.

                                                   

 

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Meg’s slumber party is ruined by her family. She is sick of being embarrassed by them and secretly books the family on a talk show. Intrigued by their story, a network executive gets Peter to sign the family up to be on a reality show. Things quickly go awry, and the Griffins want out of the contract.

                                                  

 

Road to Rhode Island

When Brian offers to pick up Stewie from his Grandma and Grandpa’s house, they miss their plane back and go on a cross-country journey back home.

                                                 

  

 

Let’s Go to the Hop

Peter goes to high school undercover to stop a drug craze. 

                                                 

                                                

 

Dammit Janet

Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendent, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

                                                

 

There’s Something About Paulie

A member of the Mafia offers to help Peter obtain a brand-new car in exchange for a favor, entertaining Big Fat Paulie, the nephew of the Don. But due to Lois’ seriousness, Paulie calls a hit on her. 

                                                  

 

He’s Too Sexy for His Fat

Chris sticks to diet and exercise to lose weight, but Peter opts for cosmetic surgery. Stewie gets an eating disorder. 

                                                   

 

               

  
E. Peterbus Unum

The town zoning laws won’t allow Peter to build a pool in his yard. When he tries to get a permit, he discovers that his property is actually not part of Quahog, and therefore not part of the United States. Armed with this new information, Peter makes his land his own country, calling it Petoria.

                                                    

 

The story on page one

Meg writes for the school paper so she can have extracurricular activities and be admitted to Brown University, interviewing Mayor Adam West, until Peter switches her article with one saying that Luke Perry is gay. 

                                                  

 

Wasted Talent

Lois desperately searches for one piano student who can beat Alexis’s student in competition, while Peter drinks more Pawtucket beer than usual in an attempt to win a tour of the brewery. 

                                                  

 

Fore, Father

After a father-son camping trip, Peter realizes how irresponsible Chris is after raccoons steal their food and their car. Back at home, Peter gets Chris a job at the local golf course to try and teach him to be more responsible. Chris is content to just pick up golf balls, until he discovers that Peter has entered the father-son golf tournament, with Cleveland Jr.!

                                                     

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